fuckyoukripke:

hitchhikersguidetoblainesanus:

do you ever think about sam and dean being dads and just scream into your hands

#like sam pop-kissing a little brown-eyed boy and then turning around to kiss dean and dean’s like  #fuck you man the bacon is going to burn #and sam tells him he sounds like a housewife #which earns a kick to the shin #but dean smiles just a little when sam turns away and goes to their son and lifts him from his high-chair #and he holds him on his hip while he finishes cooking breakfast and the toddler just keeps knotting his hands into his hair and babbling nonsense but dean winchester has never been happier in his life

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(Source: deanhasherpes)

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT HARRY WAS RETARDED YAY I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

like

he’s cool and all

BUT SERIOUSLY. KID, YOU’RE DUMB.

(Source: tonkswyrda)

(Source: weaslette)